More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."