More quotes by George Carlin, Brain Droppings

"It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes."
"If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked."
"No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."
"So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family."
"I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in."