More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."