Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who s... - Beryl Dov
"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."
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"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."