Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us die... - Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."

"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."

"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."

"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."

"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."