If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. - Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."

"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."

"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal."

"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."

"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken."