More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."