More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."