More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."
"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"