More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."
"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."