More quotes by Beryl Dov

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."
"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."
"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."