The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truc... - Beryl Dov
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."