Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little fee... - Beryl Dov
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."
"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."