Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little fee... - Beryl Dov

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."