"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."
"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."
"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."