Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the... - Beryl Dov

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."