More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."
"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."