Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whisperin... - Beryl Dov

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."