More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."
"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."