More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."
"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."
"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."