More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."
"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"