Prepare to evacuate soul in five, in four, three, two, one. - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you."

"Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains."

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"

"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"This is your life and its ending one moment at a time."