If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doi... - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains."

"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you."

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"