More quotes by Beryl Dov

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."
"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."
"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."