More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."
"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."
"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."