More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."