More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."
"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."
"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."