More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."
"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."
"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."