Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to wan... - Beryl Dov
"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."