Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a... - Beryl Dov

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."