"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."
"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."
"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"
"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."