More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."
"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."
"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."