More quotes by Lemony Snicket

"Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness."
"All cannot be lost when there is still so much being found"
"There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal."
"Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity."
"One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer "a deck of cards"or "Anna Karenina"when the obvious answer is "a well equipped boat and a crew to sail me off the island and back home where I can play all the card games and read all the Russian novels I want."