More quotes by Lemony Snicket

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
"There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal."
"Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day."
"Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another."
"Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record."