More quotes by Lemony Snicket

"All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk."
"If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'."
"There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal."
"Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day."
"Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness."