More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."
"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."
"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."
"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."