More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."
"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."