More quotes by Beryl Dov

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."