More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."
"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."