More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"
"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"
"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."