More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."