More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."
"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."
"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"
"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."
"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."