"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."
"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."
"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."