"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."
"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."