Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for... - Beryl Dov
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."
"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."