More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."
"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."
"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."
"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."
"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."