More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"
"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"
"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."