Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruine... - Beryl Dov
"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."
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"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."