"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."
"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."