More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."
"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."
"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."