Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost it... - Beryl Dov

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

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"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."