More quotes by Beryl Dov

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."