If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay. - Beryl Dov

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."