More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."
"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."
"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."